Funny Motivational Quotes
Funny Motivational Quotes
- “Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill.” 😄
- “Don’t worry about failures; they’re just rough drafts of your success story.” 🚀
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right… and motivated!” 💪
- “Life is like a camera – focus on the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot!” 📸
- “I put the ‘elusive’ in exercise!” 😅
- “Remember, the early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” 🧀
- “Success is 10% inspiration, 90% not getting distracted by funny cat videos.” 🐱
- “I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are highly motivated!” 😜
- “Dreams are like alarm clocks; they’ll keep ringing until you wake up and chase them!” ⏰💤
- “Life’s too short to take seriously. Laugh, love, and eat more chocolate!” 🍫😄
- “I told my computer that I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me vacation ads.” 💻🏖️
- “Why run from your problems when you can jog? It’s all about the pace!” 🏃♀️🏃♂️
- “Don’t be afraid of going slowly; be afraid of standing still… unless you’re in a game of musical chairs.” 🎶🪑😄
- “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door and then ask opportunity to use the doorbell.” 🔔🚪
- “Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries!” 🍟\
- “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” —Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986).
- “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” —Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
- “Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast.” —Alice in Wonderland (1951)
- “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” —Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
- “Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.” —Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Funny Motivational Quotes
- “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” —Theodore Roosevelt
- “When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.” —Theodore Roosevelt
- “Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.” —Tina Fey
- “Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” —Edward Bergen
- “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called everybody, and they meet at the bar.” —Drew Carey
- “There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.” —Henry Kissinger
- “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” —Douglas Adams
- “What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.” —Phyllis Diller
- “By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be boss and work 12 hours a day.” —Robert Frost
- “The road to success is always under construction.” —Lily Tomlin
- “Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” —Robert Orben.
Funny Motivational Quotes
- “Some people see things that are and ask, ‘Why?’ Some people dream of things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’ Some people
- have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.” —George Carlin
- “No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.” —Groucho Marx.
- “If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock.” —Claude MacDonald
- “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” —Vince Lombardi
- “Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, some don’t turn up at all.” —Sam Ewing
- “Whatever you do, always give 100% — unless you’re donating blood.” —Bill Murray
- “Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.” —Steve Maraboli
- “Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.” —Katharine Whitehorn
- “The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!” —Marvin Phillips
- “Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he’s supposed to be doing at that moment.” —Robert Benchley
- “Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” —Don Herold
- “A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.” —Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971)
- “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” —Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986)
- “Why, sometimes I’ve believed six impossible things before breakfast.” —Alice in Wonderland (1951)
- “If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” —Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
- “Please. Have mercy. I’ve been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.” —Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
- “My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.” —Forrest Gump (1994)
- “Well, nobody’s perfect.” —Some Like It Hot (1959)
Funny Motivational Quotes
- “I learned a long time ago that worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.” —National Lampoon’s Van Wilder (2002)
- “You want to get out of the hole? First you’re going to have to put down the shovel.” —Incredibles 2 (2018)
“Just keep swimming.” —Finding Nemo (2003) - “A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.” —Who Framed Roger Rabbit? (1988)
- “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.” —Dodgeball (2004)
- “Today is a good day to try.” —The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)